Monthly Archive for December, 2008

What to do ’til Winterlude? Trivia time

What?? Larry isnt a Winterlude mascot?

What?? Larry isn't a Winterlude mascot?

Idea #2 - Trivia night

When was the first Winterlude held? Who are the official mascots of the festival? And what’s the chorus of the Winterlude song?

Even the most seasoned trivia champs probably don’t know the answers to these questions. And instead of waiting until Winterlude starts to discover the answers, head on down to a trivia night at one of several local pubs to see if these queries arise.

Sundays and Wednesdays, various Royal Oaks hold their weekly trivia quiz nights. The Barley Mow down at Bank and Summerside hosts one Monday night – apparently throngs of young trivia upstarts make their way to this one on a regular basis.

And who knows – if you get good enough, your team could enter World Trivia Night and become true Trivia Champions!

(If you need to know the answers to the questions above right now, do a bit of research on the Winterlude site.)

What to do ‘til Winterlude?

During the warmer months Ottawa is infested with fests: Jazz Fest, Blues Fest, Fringe Fest, Tulip Fest. The cold seems to kill off both the city’s mosquito population and its revelry, at least until the aptly named Winterlude roles around in February. As a consequence, us poor Ottawans are left to entertain ourselves for most of the winter season. In order to help you out, Apartment613 will post a number of suggestions for do-it-yourself fun until Winterlude begins or we get bored and run out of ideas.

A cup of Joe at the Wild Oat.
A cup of Joe at the Wild Oat.
Idea 1: Coffee Crawl
Grab a friend or a magazine and spend a couple of hours getting legally high by downing four or five espressos in a row, each at a different location. Better yet, bring a pen and paper and report back on your favourite spot to Apartment. Elgin and the Market have an excellent assortment of Coffee shops and bakeries in close proximity to each other, but my favourite route is Francesco’s, the Wild Oat, Nicastro’s, Bridgehead and Morola’s, all within three blocks of each other in the Glebe. There’s also a Starbucks, Second Cup, French Baker, and Timothy’s in the area, making the neighbourhood one of the most caffeinated place in the National Capital Region.

Worth a read: Fruit by Brian Francis

Fruit_FINAL_COVERI just spent a good deal of my travel time this Christmas reading the first of five CBC Radio Canada reads novels – “Fruit” by Brian Francis. The novel is piercingly hilarious, making for several embarrassing real-life LOL moments on the flight. Basically the novel is the universal story of a gay teenage cross-dressing boy named Peter, with body image issues, talking nipples and various awkward obsessions with his gym teachers, neighbors and classmates.

Underlying the humour of the novel is the striking intimacy we are able to achieve with Peter. As we get to know his quirky over-reactions and subtle personal coping mechanisms (he tapes his nipples down to both hide them and keep them quiet), we are dragged into Peter’s awkwardness. There are several moments of cringe and a few of pity as we come to understand the complexities that Peter must come to terms with.

Here are couple of quotes to motivate you to read more…

“I was getting so dizzy that it felt like I was on a Tilt-a-Whil. If what Daniela said was true, then maybe the Virgin [Mary] had come to heal my nipples.”

“Nancy and I were sitting there and I dropped a Cheezie. So I bent down to pick it up and as I grabbed the Cheezie, I looked up and caught Nancy looking down my top. She did it really quickly, but I’m pretty sure of it. It takes a lot to pull the wool over my eyes. I was wearing one of my old sweatshirts with a loose neck so she could’ve seen my nipples very easily. I sat back up and pressed on of the couch pillows against my chest. Nancy coughed, looked at the living room clock, and started working on a new row of Fudgee-Os. She wasn’t going to admit seeing my nipples, so I sent her a mental telepathy message.”

“I’m looking forward to winning the food basket,” Daniela said, picking a scab off her knee. “Nutella for days.”

You can get more information on the novel from ecw press.

For more info about Canada reads visit the CBC website.

Oh Jenn!

I’ve known Jenn Grant for close to five years now; from her days in Halifax as a NSCAD student, doing open mic nights, working on overcoming her stage fright and eventually recording an EP entitled “Jenn Grant and Good Bye Twentieth Century’. It always felt like there was something special about her and her music, but has she ever come a long way! Since then, she’s released a proper album entitled ‘Orchestra For The Moon’, opened up for Feist in Halifax, played countless festivals in North America and Europe, has toured with The Weakerthans, has won the CBC Galaxie Rising Star award and her song ‘Dreamer’ has become the theme song to the CBC show ‘Heartland’.

Grant and Danny Michel stopped near Ottawa, at the Blacksheep Inn in Wakefield, this Friday (and Saturday). It was my first time ever going to this famed music spot. We carpooled to Wakefield with some friends Friday evening. We left the city early but the room was already close to packed when we arrived. We found spots in the back where we could get a decent view of the action.

After being introduced onstage by CBC Radio 3’s Amanda Putz, Grant stepped in the limelight and began her set with a Christmas song. Just a few seconds in she screws it up but manages to make the whole audience laugh. The crowd is charmed and she’s got us hooked for the rest of the night. Her set is mostly filled with songs from ‘Orchestra for the Moon’ but she does play a few new songs from her forthcoming CD ‘Echoes’. I particularly liked her homage to her dog Stanley. Another funny moment was when Putz came back onstage to help Grant sing a cover of Wham!’s Last Christmas. Hilarious! The Blacksheep’s comfortable stage lends itself very well to a solo show. It let Grant’s voice shine. At one point towards the end of her set, Grant asked the crowd if she was playing too long, worried that her opening slot is taking time away from Michel. If she’d asked me, she could have played all night! This is no insult to Danny Michel who was also great, but a testament to Jenn, her voice and her songs. I hope next time I see her she’ll be the main attraction.

Make sure to catch Jenn Grant next time she’s in the region. Her next stop at the Blacksheep Inn will take place on February 14th for her CD release party.

www.jenngrant.com

www.myspace.com/jenngrant1

www.sixshooterrecords.com

www.theblacksheepinn.com

Eating your way through a recession: 10 things better and cheaper than Spam

spam

In some odd irony, the Times Online has reported that Spam factories are working overtime to create enough product to feed the hungry Americans looking for ways to cut back on their food budgets. It’s not secret that in times of economic downturn that a greater percentage of our ever shrinking food budgets go towards “staples,” but is raises some concern to me that our society counts spam in this category.

I know that in many ways we have lost the art of cooking. When we all had high-paying jobs as investment brokers we got all the calories we needed from martinis and frozen burritos. When things get rough we just don’t know where to turn – hence oil crashes and we see a run on Spam

Not to fear! You can get one can of low sodium or hickory smoke spam for $2.75 (according to the spam.com store). Here are some *better* menu ideas that won’t cost you more than that…

1. Spaghetti – one can of tomatoes costs less than a dollar. You can make sauce by just cooking it for a few minutes with garlic and blending it. Seriously - anyone can do this.

2. Legumes – chick peas, beans, lentils all last a really long time and cost nearly nothing.

3. Eggs – omlettes or fried egg sandwiches are cheap easy and not just for breakfast.

4. Carrots, potatoes, sweet potatoes or other root vegetables are good for tones of things, last a while and are dirt cheap.

5. Sandwiches – cucumber, slices of cheese, part of a tomato, whatever you like.

6. Soup – broth plus anything is soup, you can get a can of it for a dollar and add scraps from the fridge. If it’s still not good, blend it up and call it “bisque.”

7. Rice, Cous Cous or other grains – you can buy them in bulk and really put anything on them. Great for make-ahead lunch time meals too.

8. Tofu – it’s like the vegan spam without the salt, just season and serve!

9. Salad – even in the winter lettuce doesn’t get that pricey. It’s the classic health food.

10. Any of the above the second day – it’s probably cheaper to eat leftovers than anything else. You’re already cooking, make twice as much and eat for two days.

In this economic climate we all need our strength… eat well!

This Damn Bus Strike! Ways of coping.

Unhappy customers

As the entire greater Ottawa region knows, OC Transpo drivers have been on strike since Wednesday December 10th. Without wanting to go into details, it appears that the main issue of discontent between the drivers and the city is not money but the control of work schedules. The city would like to remove the right of senior drivers to choose their shifts. This is seen as a money saving operation by the city government which would actually make sense. Instead of having senior drivers rack up overtime while younger drivers work thirty or so hours a week, wouldn’t it make sense for everyone to work a standard 37.5 or 40 hour work week like everyone else? I’m just saying…

The bus strike has angered many citizens. While the strike would have vastly disrupted the daily lives of many at any time of year, three factors make it worse at this particular point in time. It is now winter, the first snow storms have come and will keep coming and it sucks to walk two hours to and from work everyday. It’s getting close to Christmas and more people will be moving about to prepare for Christmas. At the same time, the current economic state means more people are more susceptible to watch their pennies and take public transport instead of a taxi. At that, trying to find a taxi has become next to impossible. In the last few days, I’ve read and asked around to try and see what alternatives Ottawa folks have used in lieu of the bus to get around town.

If there are some that I’ve forgotten please add them in the comments section!

1- Carpooling: a lot of work places have begun forums or posted carpooling options for people living in the same neighbourhood. It’s a fantastic idea and a nice opportunity to get to know more people from our work and neighbourhood. At the same time, it’s an initiative that has potential to last beyond the strike.

2- For the brave ones: bicycling. It’s snowed a lot in the last two weeks but some are still using old faithful. I can only congratulate them on their temerity and perseverance.

3- More relaxed parking rules at certain spots for vehicles: You are able to park all day where one-, two-, and three-hour parking is currently permitted. You are not able to park where stopping and parking are prohibited.

4- Bring your work home if you can.

5- Sharing a vehicle through VRTUCAR. Check http://www.vrtucar.com/

If there are any alternatives that I’ve forgotten please add them in the comments section!

Here’s a good website by a fellow blogger to stay in the know on what’s going on with the strike: http://www.transitottawa.ca/

Not your Grandma’s craft show

Saturday mornings on Elgin Street are typically filled with post-Friday night brunchers. This Saturday, though, there was an unusual amount of people streaming towards the Jack Purcell Community Centre at Gilmour Street. The reason? LadyFest Ottawa’s annual “This is not your Grandma’s craft show.”

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The Best Two-Egger in Town

Courtesy of malias on flickr

Courtesy of malias on flickr

It’s the little black dress of breakfast: two eggs, toasts, potatoes. This cheep and easy standby is a favourite of students trying to forget last night and seniors trying to remember the last ten minutes. For those of you left jaded by decadence weekend brunches, try getting back to basics at these downtown(ish) hangouts.

  1. Mayflower – 247 Elgin Street – $3.35
    What the two egg breakfast is all about – the only way to get more bang for the buck is to lay the eggs yourself. Be sure to get a table in the back where the atmosphere is more English pub, less greasy spoon. Hippies beware: The Mayflower is a known conservative hangout.
  2. Bramasole – 428 Bank Street – $5.95
    Time warp back to the 1950s… or at rather to the 2008 hipster version of it. Although its not the best deal in city, the food is good and plentiful and the decor is the cat’s meow.
  3. Ada’s – 510 Bank Street $4.50
    Maybe its the sizzle from the kitchen, or the colourful checkered table clothes, or the waitress in her blue jeans and a T-shirt, but Ada’s is where you go to feel like an Ottawa insider. The meal is cheep and satisfying but, coffee refills are $0.50 a pop! Gasp!
  4. Wild Oat – 819 Bank Street $6.50
    The two-egger with a hippie twist: you pay a little extra for the virtue of Fair Trade Coffee and organic eggs. Go for the Spelt bread and the homemade jam. Conservatives beware: dreadlocked vegan types love spelt bread.

Any other favourites? Add a comment and let me know.

Van Damme is back! Van Damme can act?

I guess that my two months of taking, and mostly failing at, tae kwon doe when I was about ten never made me the biggest martial arts fan. What the heck, I never passed beyond yellow belt! But when I began hearing murmurs about how JCVD was Van Damme’s comeback movie and actually seemed to be getting positive reviews, well I got curious and I wanted to check it out for myself. My girlfriend and I went to Bytowne Cinema last night to discover this latest opus from director Mabrouk El Mechri starring the Muscles from Brussels.

First off, it’s important to know that this is not a biopic but rather a story that toes the line between fact and fiction. The plot is this: Van Damme is back in Brussels following a real life downward spiral in Hollywood where he’s seemingly losing custody of his daughter, he’s broke and, for lack of a better term, he’s become a movie has-been. In a funny moment, his agent lets him know that his arch nemesis, Steven Segal got a part he was vying for because he promised to cut his pony tail. His streak of bad luck continues when he enters a Post Office where an armed robbery is taking place. Soon, he is the one accused of the robbery and the ensuing hostage situation.

In a not so exaggerated way, the rumour that Van Damme is holding hostages spreads like wild fire to the whole town, and soon after, the world. He is after all a movie star, and it just goes to show that the media is ready to jump on anything. And this part of the movie is probably an open criticism to the over exposure that celebrities, all over the world, get whether they want it or not.

The whole thing may have been a catharsis for Van Damme – being able to poke fun at himself with his fran-glais (je suis “aware”), at what made him famous (Bloodsport, Hard Target, Universal Soldier), seeing and hearing him admits his faults and even shed a tear when his mother is put on the phone to ask him to surrender makes this guy who’s made a career out of being killing machine a real person and a likeable guy. And that is why JCVD works.

The plot is Hollywood but the setting is definitely not and the man, who seems to have fallen off of the Hollywood radar, was humble and smart enough to take on this movie and make it a success. Time magazine even speaks of an Oscar-worthy performance for JCVD. While I wouldn’t go as far as that, his speech to the audience, three quarters into the movie is certainly a near tear jerker that made me want to see more of Van Damme the actor in the future.

You can catch JCVD at Bytowne Cinema 4 days only from Dec. 1st to 4th.
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